You pick your nose while driving, right?
If you answered no, perhaps you should make, "being more honest with yourself" one of your 2009 New Years Resolutions.
If you answered yes, you might appreciate my latest automotive invention.
The Booger Holder.
A distant cousin of the cup holder, the Booger Holder is a secure, stylish, sanitary, temporary storage compartment that sits in the center console area of your car.
So rather than flick your boogers out the window and pollute America's highways, or soil your floor-mats with personal pollution, just store your boogers temporarily in the Booger Holder until you get home, or to the service station. Then simply remove the Booger Holder and empty it in the appropriate trash receptacle.
While it may not be as macho as horsepower, or as luxurious as Corinthian leather, the Booger Holder represents a simple, practical solution for both drivers and passengers, who otherwise have no environmentally responsible place to store the fruits of their labor.
If we're serious about cleaning up the planet, we need plug-in hybrids, and we need Booger Holders.
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